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Jeff Hayes
United States
Just your average guy who finds pictures and collages them and makes memes

Current Residence: USA
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Xtra Large
Favourite genre of music: Arena Rock,Pop
Favourite photographer: me
Favourite style of art: Collaging
Operating System: PC
Favourite cartoon character: Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show,RJ Raccoon,Minerva Mink,Judy Hopps,Nick Wilde,Rocket Raccoon
Personal Quote: Who me?
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[they all board the Milano Judy sniffs]

Judy: uh why does is smell like day old pizza?

Gamora: Don't ask

Quill: OK People take a seat and buckle up I'm gonna punch it

[ everyone sits in a chair Nick feels a pinching pain in his butt sits up some reaches and finds a Lego]

Nick W: Ow what the heck?

Quill[speaks on radio]: Starlord to Black Widow turn on your homing beacon now we'll get you back with us

Natasaha R [Over radio angry] WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG QUILL!

Quill: Sorry my radio was stolen then I had some interference

[the Milano lifts off and speeds to the extraction point with Aerosmith jamming in bg]

Judy H[noticing Drax looking at her with a kind smile asks in soft voice]: Uh you ok big guy?

Drax : My daughter had a bunny as pet

Judy H: Awwww

[as they reach the extraction site there is a seemingly lopsided battle below the Milano lands 80 yards behind Natasha who is pinned behind a boulder]

Quilll: Lock and load everyone we're going in hot

[everyone pulls weapons out of bags loads and cocks the and they egress from the open door of the ship and rush to assist Natasha]

Natasha[looking at Judy]: You call this backup Quill?

[Judy lowers an RPG7 and fires a thermoround at an armed Bellwether Co truck the thermobaric grenade explodes stopping the vehicle ]

Judy: Yes I'm part of the backup oh btw my name's Judy and you're wellcome.

Natasha:Good shot thanks

[Judy tips her ball and her cellphone rings and vibrates Judy clicks the phone on]

Bonnie Hopps[on phone]:Hello bun bun

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kanyiko Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Many thanks for the faves!! :hug:
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Jeffyraccoon Featured By Owner 6 days ago
yw
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coekj Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
np m8 keep doing memes Pootis WEE!!! 
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PierceThePegasus Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2017
Thanks for the watch
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Jeffyraccoon Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2017
yw
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Juststarz63 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch!
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Jeffyraccoon Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2017
yw
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CupOfCola Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Hey thank you so much for the watch, I really appreciate it! :D
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Jeffyraccoon Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2017
you're welcome
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Laura-Marie-Art Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Just popped in to say thank you so much for watching me! <3
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