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Jeff Hayes
United States
Just your average guy who finds pictures and collages them and makes memes

Current Residence: USA
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Xtra Large
Favourite genre of music: Arena Rock,Pop
Favourite photographer: me
Favourite style of art: Collaging
Operating System: PC
Favourite cartoon character: Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show,RJ Raccoon,Minerva Mink,Judy Hopps,Nick Wilde,Rocket Raccoon
Personal Quote: Who me?
[they all board the Milano Judy sniffs]

Judy: uh why does is smell like day old pizza?

Gamora: Don't ask

Quill: OK People take a seat and buckle up I'm gonna punch it

[ everyone sits in a chair Nick feels a pinching pain in his butt sits up some reaches and finds a Lego]

Nick W: Ow what the heck?

Quill[speaks on radio]: Starlord to Black Widow turn on your homing beacon now we'll get you back with us

Natasaha R [Over radio angry] WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG QUILL!

Quill: Sorry my radio was stolen then I had some interference

[the Milano lifts off and speeds to the extraction point with Aerosmith jamming in bg]

Judy H[noticing Drax looking at her with a kind smile asks in soft voice]: Uh you ok big guy?

Drax : My daughter had a bunny as pet

Judy H: Awwww

[as they reach the extraction site there is a seemingly lopsided battle below the Milano lands 80 yards behind Natasha who is pinned behind a boulder]

Quilll: Lock and load everyone we're going in hot

[everyone pulls weapons out of bags loads and cocks the and they egress from the open door of the ship and rush to assist Natasha]

Natasha[looking at Judy]: You call this backup Quill?

[Judy lowers an RPG7 and fires a thermoround at an armed Bellwether Co truck the thermobaric grenade explodes stopping the vehicle ]

Judy: Yes I'm part of the backup oh btw my name's Judy and you're wellcome.

Natasha:Good shot thanks

[Judy tips her ball and her cellphone rings and vibrates Judy clicks the phone on]

Bonnie Hopps[on phone]:Hello bun bun



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kanyiko Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Many thanks for the faves!! :hug:
Jeffyraccoon Featured By Owner 6 days ago
coekj Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
np m8 keep doing memes Pootis WEE!!! 
PierceThePegasus Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2017
Thanks for the watch
Jeffyraccoon Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2017
Juststarz63 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch!
Jeffyraccoon Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2017
CupOfCola Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Hey thank you so much for the watch, I really appreciate it! :D
Jeffyraccoon Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2017
you're welcome
Laura-Marie-Art Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Just popped in to say thank you so much for watching me! <3
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