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Jeff Hayes
United States
Just your average guy who finds pictures and collages them and makes memes

Current Residence: USA
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Xtra Large
Favourite genre of music: Arena Rock,Pop
Favourite photographer: me
Favourite style of art: Collaging
Operating System: PC
Favourite cartoon character: Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show,RJ Raccoon,Minerva Mink,Judy Hopps,Nick Wilde,Rocket Raccoon
Personal Quote: Who me?
[they all board the Milano Judy sniffs]

Judy: uh why does is smell like day old pizza?

Gamora: Don't ask

Quill: OK People take a seat and buckle up I'm gonna punch it

[ everyone sits in a chair Nick feels a pinching pain in his butt sits up some reaches and finds a Lego]

Nick W: Ow what the heck?

Quill[speaks on radio]: Starlord to Black Widow turn on your homing beacon now we'll get you back with us

Natasaha R [Over radio angry] WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG QUILL!

Quill: Sorry my radio was stolen then I had some interference

[the Milano lifts off and speeds to the extraction point with Aerosmith jamming in bg]

Judy H[noticing Drax looking at her with a kind smile asks in soft voice]: Uh you ok big guy?

Drax : My daughter had a bunny as pet

Judy H: Awwww

[as they reach the extraction site there is a seemingly lopsided battle below the Milano lands 80 yards behind Natasha who is pinned behind a boulder]

Quilll: Lock and load everyone we're going in hot

[everyone pulls weapons out of bags loads and cocks the and they egress from the open door of the ship and rush to assist Natasha]

Natasha[looking at Judy]: You call this backup Quill?

[Judy lowers an RPG7 and fires a thermoround at an armed Bellwether Co truck the thermobaric grenade explodes stopping the vehicle ]

Judy: Yes I'm part of the backup oh btw my name's Judy and you're wellcome.

Natasha:Good shot thanks

[Judy tips her ball and her cellphone rings and vibrates Judy clicks the phone on]

Bonnie Hopps[on phone]:Hello bun bun



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Spinster-4-Hire Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Thanks for the+favsHere's a kiss for you, my love! 
Jeffyraccoon Featured By Owner 7 hours ago
yw and ty 4 your faves
MinnoBluJai Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Student General Artist
Hey there! Thanks for the watch! :hug:
Jeffyraccoon Featured By Owner 4 days ago
you're welcome :)
Contix Featured By Owner 5 days ago
Thanks for the watch! :)
Jeffyraccoon Featured By Owner 4 days ago
NotSoClassy Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for the fav!
Jeffyraccoon Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2017
Spinster-4-Hire Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2017
Thanks for the+fav :) (Smile) 
Jeffyraccoon Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2017
yw ty 4 the fave
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